We sent the invitation below to Zombie monarch Tim Eyman, and will let you know when he confirms his attendance at the Monster Mash Budget Slash this Friday the 13th.
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Dear Zombie monarch Tim Eyman,
In testimony recently on a bill that would make it easier to close tax loopholes, you said that evidence shows the Legislature thinks the people of Washington State are stupid. But actually, you argued, it’s the Legislature that’s stupid.
We wish you would stop the fighting, because you’re both right! You’ve helped zombify the brains of Washington State voters, and that in turn has nearly eviscerated the human organs in possession of the State Legislature – brains, hearts, spines, everything. Even state government itself is now on the verge of becoming a walking corpse.
As a celebration of this good work, and a clear signal that we will not tolerate a turn back towards humanity, the zombies of the state are reclaiming a holy day on our calendar — Friday the 13th — for a march on the State Capitol to consume any and all brains that cross our paths.
In the spirit of the brainless preening and nonsense policies which you have helped institutionalize as an ongoing principle of state politics, we cordially invite you to join us.
We know this is short notice, but we’re sure you can make excellent time. If you hit a red light, just drive on through — you can overturn the law later.
We hope to feast with you on the 13th.
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The Spectre
Undead Olympia
info@undeadolympia.com
1 comment
Dana Walker says:
May 11, 2011
Had I the opportunity to testify at the Senate Ways and Means committee hearing I would have said, “What actually spoke in the last election were not really the voters but rather several truckloads of out-of-state money that was used to mount a massive propaganda campaign that was misleading and less-than honest. Judging by the record of what has happened to every single state that has imposed a super-majority rule upon their legislatures I would say that anyone who listens to Tim Eyeman is stupid, but I would not want to be admonished by the Chair so I won’t say that.”