A spectre is haunting Olympia...
werewolves
A prowling, hairy sasquatch, just like the Times predicted

A prowling, hairy sasquatch, just like the Times predicted

Back in 1934, the Seattle Times was seriously ahead of the curve, reporting on Senator Zarelli's assault on the backwards Senate Democrats more than 75 years before it happened, under the appropriate headline: "Prowling, hairy sasquatch again scares primitive tribe". Read more...
Seattle Times Live Chat with Zarelli & Murray fails to cut to the core

Seattle Times Live Chat with Zarelli & Murray fails to cut to the core

The Seattle Times hosted a live chat on the state budget with leader of the pack Joe Zarelli and his sidekick, Ed Murray. (In all fairness, Senator Murray was clearly the key author of the excuses accompanying the budget.) Read more...
Zarelli: Twilight of Our Safety Net, Part 2

Zarelli: Twilight of Our Safety Net, Part 2

The second in our series of posters. Rally-quality prints of this and the first Twilight of Our Safety Net poster available soon. Watch this space for news and click through to see the full poster. Read more...
Werewolves and Narcissists oh my

Werewolves and Narcissists oh my

How Joe Zarelli found leverage over Ed Murray: one compliment at a time... Read more...
Joe Zarelli: A Hair of the Dog Approach

Joe Zarelli: A Hair of the Dog Approach

Zarelli began the session hungry like the wolf, waiting to pounce on the twin scourges of immigrants seeking an education and/or trying to drive, and ghost children who don't exist. These may seem like strange issues to take on, but you can't doubt the instincts of a natural born pack animal — his curious choice... Read more...
Joe Zarelli: Becoming Leader of the Pack

Joe Zarelli: Becoming Leader of the Pack

It's taken a long time for Joe Zarelli to make it to the top of the dogpile. The story involves unlicensed driving, cocaine, public benefits fraud, and more. Read more...

He sees dead people

With huge deficits and critical services threatened, reputed werewolf State Senator Joe Zarelli is concerned about... ghost children.


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Here comes the cover up: User of State computer scrubs Senator Joe Zarelli's wikipedia page of controversy

Here comes the cover up: User of State computer scrubs Senator Joe Zarelli’s wikipedia page of controversy

Is Zarelli covering up his lycanthropy or trying to hide his hypocrisy on unemployment benefits? Read more...

Werewolf Zarelli bears his teeth

YouTube has pulled our Interview with a Werewolf (i.e. Joe Zarelli). We also learned that Zarelli's wikipedia page was scrubbed of the werewolf controversy *and* the unemployment controversy. What is he so afraid of? Read more...
Interview with the werewolf: State Sen. Joseph Zarelli

Interview with the werewolf: State Sen. Joseph Zarelli

As the moon waxes full tonight, we at Undead Olympia have prepared something special — we were able to secure an interview with Republican State Senate Leader Joseph Zarelli (W-18th). Read more...

All the -pedias will be ours

Just a quick update as Undead Olympia commiserates today with the ghost of MLK: in addition to the fact that Werewolf Zarelli is officially part of the man’s Wikipedia page (still! as of 12 noon PST at least), Zarelli’s Ballotpedia page also mentions the possibility of his lycanthrope nature. Who cares what’s on Ballotpedia, you... Read more...
Zarelli's wikipedia page mentions werewolf controversy

Zarelli’s wikipedia page mentions werewolf controversy

Just checked out Zarelli’s wikipedia page and it already speaks to the werewolf controversy! Check it out while it lasts: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Zarelli We have of course preserved it for posterity when the inevitable scrubbers have their way with it. Still, werewolf Zarelli has made it to Wikipedia! Read more...