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Day of the Living Night – Zombie hordes to descend on State Capitol this Friday the 13th

Day of the Living Night – Zombie hordes to descend on State Capitol this Friday the 13th

On this Friday, May 13th, zombies will rise from graves, mausoleums, and PAC contribution lists across the state for a Monster Mash Budget Slash slow zombie march on their headquarters — the State Capitol. Together, Washington State Zombies will raise their grunting voices and rotting fists to ensure that the darkness of the brutal state... Read more...

Don Benton, you’re invited to the zombie march on the State Capitol this Friday the 13th

Read our invitation to Don Benton to attend the Monster Mash Budget Slash this Friday the 13th Read more...
A lemming colony of one?

A lemming colony of one?

After a flailing, desperate attempt to revive his flagging campaign for Zombie Overlord tied the Senate in knots but came up cold, the whole of the Legislature is wondering: has Don Benton just turned himself into a lemming colony of one — a Pam Roach for Clark County? Read more...

Quick Zombie Update

Don Benton accidentally reveals a plan to enslave humans that's so poorly thought out it undermines our confidence in his suitability for Zombie Overlord. Read more...
Senator Don Benton announces candidacy for Zombie overlord

Senator Don Benton announces candidacy for Zombie overlord

March 4, 2011 - State Senator Don Benton, already considered a leading spirit of the Republican Party by himself and few others, has today announced himself as a candidate for zombie overlord of the Washington State Senate. "I have the brainless devotion to single bullet-points that our state needs in a zombie overlord," Benton explained,... Read more...