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A horn of empty

A horn of empty

Appropriately enough, the multicultural feast of Thankgiving legend turned out be but a breather in a hundreds-years-long genocidal attack on the invited guests. Read more...
Sickle-me Elmo

Sickle-me Elmo

Sickle-me Elmo. It's not a costume, it's a mirror. Read more...
It's impolite to anguish with your mouth full

It’s impolite to anguish with your mouth full

On June 15th, our vampire governor signed the state budget. Unlike when the budget agreement was announced less than a month ago, the Governor tried to show a little respect for her handful of remaining human constituents by at least keeping her triumphant celebratory grin cloaked beneath the high-collared cape she always wears to ceremonial... Read more...
Half-human, half-bull, and now at the center of the labyrinth

Half-human, half-bull, and now at the center of the labyrinth

While the Washington State Legislature hasn’t been going anywhere at all, they’re not on a road of any kind. Their lack of forward progress is actually explained by the fact that they’re trapped in a labyrinth — full of tortuous twists, turns, and dead-ends. Lying in wait at the center of the labyrinth: agreement on... Read more...

Twilight of our Safety Net: the Official Trailer

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What really keeps the Governor up at night

Who knew that after all this talk of agonized insomnia, what truly keeps the governor up at night is the risk of not being able to issue a press release in the morning. Read more...