Don Benton, you’re invited to the zombie march on the State Capitol this Friday the 13th
Read our invitation to Don Benton to attend the Monster Mash Budget Slash this Friday the 13th Read more...
A lemming colony of one?
After a flailing, desperate attempt to revive his flagging campaign for Zombie Overlord tied the Senate in knots but came up cold, the whole of the Legislature is wondering: has Don Benton just turned himself into a lemming colony of one — a Pam Roach for Clark County? Read more...
Joe Zarelli: Becoming Leader of the Pack
It's taken a long time for Joe Zarelli to make it to the top of the dogpile. The story involves unlicensed driving, cocaine, public benefits fraud, and more. Read more...
Time for a Ritual Sacrifice
We got a budget problem. Why not take it out on immigrants? Sure they have little to do with the problem, but if you think that's gonna stop us, you clearly don't understand how ritual sacrifice plays out in the political process. Read more...