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Posts tagged "Rob McKenna"
It's in the entrails: what we foresee in the September revenue forecast

It’s in the entrails: what we foresee in the September revenue forecast

After removing all the key organs from an unwitting volunteer formerly receiving TANF benefits and laying them out on in front of the Governor’s mansion for a good look (she loves the smell of rotting entrails), we can see a state with a slowly economic heartbeat, an increasingly empty digestive tract, and lungs tired out... Read more...
Undead Olympia Quiz: Can you tell the candidates for Governor apart?

Undead Olympia Quiz: Can you tell the candidates for Governor apart?

The emotional polarization between the parties is so strong these days that before a single meaningful public commitment to a single controversial issue could be made by either candidate, many of the various party-aligned constituency groups have already launched full-throated campaigns of banshee screaming about How Terrible The Other Guy Really Is. Read more...
Happy Fiscal New Year's Eve! Things are going to be different, right?

Happy Fiscal New Year’s Eve! Things are going to be different, right?

In honor of the coming Fiscal New Year, Legislators traditionally celebrate Fiscal New Year's Eve by ceremonially resting their forearms — exhausted from months of repetitive gouging — and sheathing their blades in storage scabbards bedazzled with the state seal. They say that those who do not learn from the past are destined to become... Read more...